bear and mushrooms
My youngest brother is a writer--not a hobby writer, a professional writer for numerous rap and hip-hop entertainment magazines. He's quite good, I must say. We're awfully proud of our recent college graduate, with his name on the staff lists and articles abounding. He is definitely becoming accomplished, beyond what you might consider successful for someone the sweet age of 21.
You might describe him as ambitious, driven, disciplined, maybe--maybe--smart. But you weren't sitting at the kitchen table with him the other day, when he announced that half of all Americans don't like mushrooms.
Sound ridiculous?
Never you mind why we were having a discussion about edible fungi).
Add to it this line (and I quote): "Only old people eat mushrooms."
Ah, the promising youth of America....
